Social Networking

My social networking site tells me tht i hve 206 friends.
If I post a Sneeze on my wall,within seconds,it gets crowded with illogical comments,horny emoticons,and ultra-decent bashful slangs.
Some even post me with "E-hankies" and the others,Im not sure why,"like" my post? I mean,I dnt knw whether these people seriously like me sneezing or they want me to oblige them by drenching their faces with my showery-sneezes and complementary turbid coughs?
Bt anywyz,Such an astounding reaction to a trifle virtual sneeze...jeez thats impressive !!!
Looks like I'm THE guy having all the fun.
Whats more impressive is My social networking profile.Its no-where near to my real self,so much so that,one-day,I logged into my account in half-sleep,couldnt recognize myself, and thought my account got hacked.Only wen i saw my "sneeze" wall-post and the same comments I tranquilized.
Sanity prevailed.Betwen,I thought,who would be interested in hacking a networking account with wall posts as useless as: sneeze,fart,snore..etc.
I am sure hackers have much better and responsible things to do than hack some gross account.
My social networking life since then has been  buzzing.Some new friends have been added to my frnz list via yahoo chat.I havent yet met them in life, bt as my networking site doesnt provide me with any options for such categories,they stay friends:-)
My real life sucks but it seems like my virtual life cant stop rocking!!!Im too jealous of myself in networking circles.My real life envies my Virtual.
Only the other day my friend uploaded his honeymoon pics and in one of them tagged me with himself and his wife !!!I love getting tagged..esp in other's honeymoon pics :ppp
What it implies is that while my virtual self had an amazing awesome threesome,at a foreign location,with my friend and his wife,my real ass roamed around riding on the bumpy speed-breakers on the streets of NCR only to be subjected to the mercy of the inconsiderate auto-rickshaw drivers,who in an ass-breaking attempt,failed to apply brakes on time .
This underlines the plight, not only of the real world ass,but also of  any real world thing that cannot be posted,tagged or commented.
But thanks to Social Networking,it gives us a platform.
If we cant make it, we can at least fake it !!!